Posts tagged bicycles

via new york craigslist ad:

Stolen Bike - $500 Reward - No Questions Asked (10th and C)
Some assmaster stole my custom made, heavy, rusty Bologna bike at 10th & C last night. 
I’ll give anyone who returns it $500 cash, no questions asked. 
I’ll also give $1k for the thief’s nads on a stick 
Yes way. 
Here are some photos (of the bike, not the nads) - http://twitpic.com/27e3a1 http://twitpic.com/27onqq 
It’s a lot rustier now, and it has a black seat, black rubber oray grips, and riser bars. 
It’s been passed on from generation to generation in my family for almost 3,000 years. 
I’d really like to give it to my son some day. 
And if you’re the thief, and you’re reading this, please give it back. I’ll give you the five hundred bucks. 
Please. 
If you don’t, I will call Dog the Bounty Hunter, Bobba Fett, and Bear Gryls, and they will have a 3 way, and that 3 way will produce a son, and that son will be raised by Tito Ortiz, and on his 18th birthday, he and I will come to your house, and f#ck your shit up. 
Thank you for your time. 
***update*** my friend has offered to show her boobs to anyone who finds my bike. So now it’s $500, and boobs, or get your ass kicked in 2029 by myself and the ultimate justice baby. 

That is an awesome bike. Not surprised it received such an awesome reward post.
Found via a @craignewmark retweet of @robertgorell's tweet.

via new york craigslist ad:

Stolen Bike - $500 Reward - No Questions Asked (10th and C)

Some assmaster stole my custom made, heavy, rusty Bologna bike at 10th & C last night. 

I’ll give anyone who returns it $500 cash, no questions asked. 

I’ll also give $1k for the thief’s nads on a stick 

Yes way. 

Here are some photos (of the bike, not the nads) - http://twitpic.com/27e3a1 http://twitpic.com/27onqq 

It’s a lot rustier now, and it has a black seat, black rubber oray grips, and riser bars. 

It’s been passed on from generation to generation in my family for almost 3,000 years. 

I’d really like to give it to my son some day. 

And if you’re the thief, and you’re reading this, please give it back. I’ll give you the five hundred bucks. 

Please. 

If you don’t, I will call Dog the Bounty Hunter, Bobba Fett, and Bear Gryls, and they will have a 3 way, and that 3 way will produce a son, and that son will be raised by Tito Ortiz, and on his 18th birthday, he and I will come to your house, and f#ck your shit up. 

Thank you for your time. 

***update*** my friend has offered to show her boobs to anyone who finds my bike. So now it’s $500, and boobs, or get your ass kicked in 2029 by myself and the ultimate justice baby. 

That is an awesome bike. Not surprised it received such an awesome reward post.

Found via a @craignewmark retweet of @robertgorell's tweet.

The ‘Minneapolis Bike Tour’ looks fun. And I like their logo.
Sept 19th, 2010
www.minneapolisbiketour.com

The ‘Minneapolis Bike Tour’ looks fun. And I like their logo.

Sept 19th, 2010

www.minneapolisbiketour.com

'Stop-a-Sec Convenience Store' sign we saw on a recent bike ride near  Minong, Wisconsin.
See also SMOKEY the Bear:  Fire Danger LOW Today sign from same ride.

'Stop-a-Sec Convenience Store' sign we saw on a recent bike ride near Minong, Wisconsin.

See also SMOKEY the Bear: Fire Danger LOW Today sign from same ride.

A fairly Nice Ride in Minnesota.

chriswarren:

Great review of the new bike share program in Minneapolis.

via colinkloecker

Nice Ride

Nice Ride is a non-profit organization, and anyone can become a  subscriber. Simply take a bike when you need one, and return it to any  station in the system when you arrive at your destination. It’s quick,  easy and affordable.
$60/year: niceridemn.org

adambez:

Nice Ride MN - The non-vandalized version near Birchwood Cafe.  (via @peace_coffee)

Nice Ride

Nice Ride is a non-profit organization, and anyone can become a subscriber. Simply take a bike when you need one, and return it to any station in the system when you arrive at your destination. It’s quick, easy and affordable.

$60/year: niceridemn.org

adambez:

Nice Ride MN - The non-vandalized version near Birchwood Cafe.  (via @peace_coffee)

On ‘Bike/Walk to Work Day’, stop by ‘Brake for FREE Breakfast’, June 10, 2010 7-9am

Join The Green   Institute and Friends between 7 and 9 AM on June 10th.   We’ll be serving FREE   hot breakfast and Peace Coffee and giving away  door prizes at the Phillips   Eco-Enterprise Center (2801  21st Ave. S, Minneapolis, MN)

I’m going to try to make it, wither after or on the way to bike-dropping the kids at daycare — I’ll be the dude with the tag-along and the bike trailer attached.
[Some more information here.]

On ‘Bike/Walk to Work Day’, stop by ‘Brake for FREE Breakfast’, June 10, 2010 7-9am

Join The Green Institute and Friends between 7 and 9 AM on June 10th.  We’ll be serving FREE hot breakfast and Peace Coffee and giving away door prizes at the Phillips Eco-Enterprise Center (2801 21st Ave. S, Minneapolis, MN)

I’m going to try to make it, wither after or on the way to bike-dropping the kids at daycare — I’ll be the dude with the tag-along and the bike trailer attached.

[Some more information here.]

No Bicycles Allowed. Also, No Miniature Bicycles Allowed.
West River Parkway, Mpls.

No Bicycles Allowed. Also, No Miniature Bicycles Allowed.

West River Parkway, Mpls.